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Quality Television

Has everyone seen those commercials advocating the switch to Macintosh?

The ones that have well dressed yuppies talking about how their new mac is much prettier and problem-free than their old PC.

I'm waiting for the one that goes like this:

"Hi. My name is cynthia and about a year ago I bought a new PC. After about a week, I accidentially deleted the windows folder. I thought it was an advertisement or something. Well, needless to say, I had no idea how to reinstall windows, so I bought a mac instead.

My new mac is great. It doesn't let me do anything, so I can't screw it up. I mean, sure, I can play the little puzzle thing, and run word, but other than that, I can't do a thing.

My mac just looks nicer too. My foggy artichoke colored case is so much better than my old PC. I mean sure, I can't ever upgrade it, but being able to see through my monitor more than makes up for that.

My mac is also much better for graphics than my PC was. Sure, I really haven't ever come close to using even the graphic potential that my PC had, but is that really the point?

uh.. my name is cynthia, and I'm a part-time cashier at K-mart"

Then sprite could put in their bit.

"ahhh, now THAT's refreshing"



2002-06-22, 10:53 a.m.












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