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So I just finished a bottle of the new Pepsi Blue(insert copyright symbol here). After careful consideration of the new beverage, I have been able to predict this scenario... It's the middle of the night. There's a full moon. A bottle of pepsi blue stumbled underneath an underpass to get out of the wind. It trudged over to a fire lit near the other end of the tunnel. A bottle of New Coke, Crystal Pepsi, and Mountain dew: Code Red all look up from their cookfire. "Hi stranger" The Crystal Pepsi said. "Care to join us?" The Pepsi Blue heartily agreed, and sat down near the fire. "Down on your luck?" The New Coke asked him. "Yep. I'm a failure" the Pepsi Blue said sadly. "Don't think of yourself as a failure," replied the Mountain Dew: Code Red, "just think of yourself as different." "Yea, we all were 'different' if you want to put it that way!" The Crystal Pepsi snorted. "Get over it, Red." The New Coke said distainfully. "We're failures, plain and simple. We were put out on the market, and nobody liked us. Why? Because we were cheap gimmicks by several large corporations trying to increase thier already grossly enormous incomes!" The New Coke stood and motioned for the Pepsi Blue to follow. "C'mon, I'll show you where we sleep" the New Coke said, "and then I'll introduce you to our newest friends, Mr. Green and Vanilla Coke." and with that, they set off into the darkness. And somewhere, a train whistle blew...
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