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The interesting thing about having this diary is that it lets me look back at things that I might have forgotten about. That's why I've decided to lie to myself to make me think I had a much more interesting life than I really did. For example: Today the swedesh skydiving bikini team let me watch as they oiled themselves up and had a pillowfight! Ten years from now, I'll read that and say, "Shit, I saw that??? Well, the diary says I did, so I must have!" and will feel better about my life.
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